Off the Mark’s quirky humor refreshes what we see every day … from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from advertisements to pets and computers. Slightly skewed and slightly distorted, Off the Mark takes laugh-seeking readers in the bull’s eye. from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from advertisements to pets and computers. Slightly skewed and slightly distorted, Off the Mark takes laugh-seeking readers in the bull’s eye.
#1 just excuse yourself and go out to the kitchen and get the salad tongs
#2 That is going to be one tough cookie.
#3 That’s considered ‘Act of God
#4 The cat seems very excited by the prospect.
#5 There goes the finance on that cave up-grade or maybe not. Just got to find that bank dealing in sub-prime loans.
#6 Besides, she hasn’t been flexible enough to do that since her high school cheerleading days.
#7 That would be a ‘yes’…
#8 He must have learned that from watching Calvin!
#9 Because he wasn’t afraid the devil would take the opportunity to jump down her throat. Some people today know that doesn’t happen, at least not anymore. Therefore, no need for a medieval incantation to prevent it.
#10 I can read minds and that was clever.
#11 So this is what happens when we do brain teasers…no wonder I never liked them much.
#12 That’s ok if black cats are good luck somewhere. Looks kinda like the rear view mirror is broken so the bad luck from that will cancel the good out
#13 I always save the orange ones for last
#14 Parisi and Conley must drink in the same bar…
#15 Send him back to the Farmville team
#30 This kid could have a future installing crosswalk signal buttons.